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[artistinexile]

You have reached the inbox of the former Grand Admiral Thrawn of the Imperial Star Destroyer Chimaera and the Seventh Fleet, also formerly known as Senior Commander Mitth'raw'nuruodo of the Springhawk.

I will return your message promptly.

[The message repeats in six different languages]

Comments

[artistinexile]

I would, but perhaps at another time.

I would like to know who could think they know what my warden and I require better than we know ourselves.

Are you asking for my support?

[forensicks]

Do you want it?

I'll admit you and I may have incompatible long-term goals. But in the short-term, seeing this bill rebuked would be quite satisfying.

[artistinexile]

I have often been accused of preemptively taking advantage of an opportunity when it presents itself without waiting for opinion. Here, I am witnessing the opposite: a slow, ponderous democracy, saddled with arguments and voting and signatures. It is as unsatisfying as watching it play out in my home galaxy.

[forensicks]

Can't say you're wrong about that either.

What would satisfy you?

Actually, more interesting question. Have you blown up a planet?

[artistinexile]

[ohhh boy. That IS an interesting question, for a variety of reasons.

Thrawn hesitates. He has a strong feeling Walter may know his galaxy, but Thrawn is reluctant to voice his thoughts on the matter. The Death Star is a secret during his time; he has come very close to being executed for discovering it, and has been working to stop it from ever coming into play.

He does not wish to make Walter a target, should they ever share an enemy]

[forensicks]

Obviously such a question would be the definition of sensitive in nature. But I was just curious. It seems that magnitude of crime is inversely correlated with time until graduation. I was surprised to hear how high up that scale could go, and when you talked of governments, it occurred to me that you might fall into the reference class. Haven't really gotten to pick anyone's brain about it yet.

Apologies if that was a stereotype.

[artistinexile]

Do you often see planet-destroying weaponry?

[forensicks]

No. But I'm given to understand that multiple past graduates have.

[artistinexile]

I am not permitted to say more on this subject.

[forensicks]

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That's certainly your prerogative, then.





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[artistinexile]

Thank you for understanding.